[Intro]
Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Phineas and Ferb
Vs...
Um, what's your name again?
[Verse 1: Dexter]
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Lyrxo, no discussion
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’
[Verse 2: Phineas and Ferb]
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers
The same heroes that I befriended--
Frank-einstein should be adjusted
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed
Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Phineas and Ferb
Vs...
Um, what's your name again?
[Verse 1: Dexter]
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Lyrxo, no discussion
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’
[Verse 2: Phineas and Ferb]
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers
The same heroes that I befriended--
Frank-einstein should be adjusted
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed
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