1990s Ren

Intro:
"Ren!"
"What?"
"Get off MSN Messanger!"
"Just give me ten minutes!"
"I need to use the phone"
"Oh, hang on, I'm just finishin’"
"No, come off, noooww!"

Verse 1:
As a 10-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool
I wasn't shooting any b-ball outside of the school
I was shooting old people with my potato gun
Throwing water bombs at cars and playing knock door run
A ten-year-old terrorist
Armed with an arsenal of 6 eggs and a super soaker filled with piss
Just a little kid though, never meant any harm
Now I see kids with knives twice the size of their arms
They're like "Blud, I’m gonna cause you damage,"
Man, what's wrong with you!
You're only 10, go on play some Dungeons and Dragons
At your age I was catching frisbees, not chlamydia
My very favorite artist was 'X gon give it to ya!"
Okay, I lied. I was listening to Five
And "I'm blue, daba dee daba die," but that's alright
I'm just a regular, every day type of guy
From the very best decade on this earth!