Heart Transplant Ray Stevens

Heart attack number two, thought he was a goner
Then he heard the doctor say, "Ooh, we got a donor
If we hurry, we just might be able
To get him on that operating table"

Yeah, "shh" goes the scalpel
And "prrt" goes the needle
And presto, what do you know?
He's fit as a fiddle

Ooh, got a transplanted heart
He got a brand new start
Yeah, he may be aided too, but he's as good as new
He's a new man with a secondhand organ
A transplanted heart
A brand new part
Yeah, thanks to the doctor's knife, he got a new lease on life
But his troubles are about to start
Tell you what I mean

Well, his heart is young, his heart is strong
His heart wants to rock and roll all night long
But his body takes all kinds of persuasion
Yeah, his heart's a swinger, his heart is tough
His heart finds all kinds of female stuff
But he just can't get his body to rise to the occasion