Sam I Am Sammy Hagar & The Waboritas

Well, tried to be your paper boy
Tried to be your boy scout
Tried to be your ice cream man

I could not be your soldier
Or even drive your bus
My skills weren't always that obvious

Yeah, but I hope you understand
I'll do the best I can
I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am

I'm a back-talkin' fighter
A silver bullet biter
I'm a flip-flop slider
And a guitar moonlighter

I'm your prove it all nighter
Your holy ghost writer
Pale of shade whiter
I'm your rock 'n' roll driver, oh yeah, oh yeah
That's all I am

I tried to be your oil man
Tried to bе your big boss
Tried to be your broker but you took a loss