Smash! Starbomb (Ft. Markiplier)

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan, Mark Fischbach]
It was a beautiful day
And everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said
Listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive!
Excuse me
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers!
That sounds nice, how do we play?
Well first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before
I don't think I wanna do that
Oh, come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all of your little friends 'cause it is time for us to motherfucking Smash!

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Whoa! (wait, no) Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends (that is not cool)
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3, 2, 1, Smash!
Mario, (hey, bro-AGH!) your chode
Has been destroyed 200% (I needed that chode!)
Can't we all just get along?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta Smash!