[Intro: Danny Sexbang]
This opening is unnecessary
[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
Still nice of you to say
[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach]
Well, maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me?
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although, he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man
Who's tall, whose name is Dan
And is Jewish?
[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
One other thing
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of еlimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might bе
It's Brian
Brian has an STD-
Oh shit, I-
This opening is unnecessary
[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
Still nice of you to say
[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach]
Well, maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me?
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although, he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man
Who's tall, whose name is Dan
And is Jewish?
[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
One other thing
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of еlimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might bе
It's Brian
Brian has an STD-
Oh shit, I-
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