I Can’t Stand L.A. Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to chill
I like Denver, Colorado, cause it's so laidback
And Chicago keeps it real
Well, I only leave Dallas when I have to
But when I do, I like Tulsa OK

[Chorus]
And I ain't got nothing against California
But I can't stand LA

[Verse 2]
Well Orlando, Florida, it's humid, but it's swell
Austin and Nashville, both freakin' rock (Yes they do!)
And New Orleans is evil, but it's part of the appeal
You can gamble, drink, and swear until you drop (Handbag!)
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
Along with Philly and Green Bay (I like cheese)

[Chorus]
I got nothin' but love for Hollywood
But I can't stand LA

[Verse 3]
I like Salt Lake City
Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianapolis, Hartford too
Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls
And of course, KC
Along with Pittsburgh and Kalamazoo (We've never been there!)
Atlanta is a home away from home
And heres a shout out to Sauget (We should take a moment to explain where Sauget is)
(Oh yeah, it's St. Louis)