Rucapella (Bitch Perfect) Lucian Piane & RuPaul

[Intro: Narrator]
Once a year, two rival drag-appella groups
Meet in the BoobsForQueens warehouse...

[The Shady Bitches]
Calling all the basic pitches!

[Narrator]
The Lady Bitches from the Lace Front Institute of Technology...

[The Lady Bitches]
Well, look who's here for an off-key kiki!

[Narrator]
...have a sing-off with The Shady Bitches
From the Lake Titicaca Academy of Braids, Weaves and Waffles

[The Lady Bitches]
I thought I smelled out-of-tuna fishes!

[The Shady Bitches]
Oh, hell no

[The Lady Bitches]
The rules are simple
Keep it cute or sashay away!
Category is... RuPaul!