[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"]
[Cut to Lorne Michaels' office where Andy Samberg and Bill Hader are about to offer a proposal to their boss]
BILL: Okay, Lorne, first off, thank you for taking time to meet with us, uh, we know you're really busy.
ANDY: Yeah, now, we know you were not crazy about our last film Laser Cats, and that's totally understandable.
LORNE: Yeah.
BILL: Totally, I mean cats shooting lasers out of their mouths? I mean that's, that's kid stuff.
ANDY: Exactly, and we're adults. And what do adults love? Politics.
BILL: Yeah, so we went out and shot an entirely new film that is just ripped from today's headlines.
ANDY: I think you're gonna be really impressed.
LORNE: Okay.
[Andy puts a VHS tape into a VCR. The film starts with a text crawl]
V/O: Because of the war in Iraq, eventually there was a nuclear war. And bеcause of the radiation, cats devеloped the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths. Some will use the cats for good, others for evil. Who will win in a world of... Laser Cats!
[Cut to Andy, now as Admiral Spaceship, and Bill, now as Nitro, running around Central Park with toy cats in their arms shooting continuously at the same villain as the titles above the screen read: "Starring: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. Written by: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. Directed by: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg".]
[Cut to Lorne Michaels' office where Andy Samberg and Bill Hader are about to offer a proposal to their boss]
BILL: Okay, Lorne, first off, thank you for taking time to meet with us, uh, we know you're really busy.
ANDY: Yeah, now, we know you were not crazy about our last film Laser Cats, and that's totally understandable.
LORNE: Yeah.
BILL: Totally, I mean cats shooting lasers out of their mouths? I mean that's, that's kid stuff.
ANDY: Exactly, and we're adults. And what do adults love? Politics.
BILL: Yeah, so we went out and shot an entirely new film that is just ripped from today's headlines.
ANDY: I think you're gonna be really impressed.
LORNE: Okay.
[Andy puts a VHS tape into a VCR. The film starts with a text crawl]
V/O: Because of the war in Iraq, eventually there was a nuclear war. And bеcause of the radiation, cats devеloped the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths. Some will use the cats for good, others for evil. Who will win in a world of... Laser Cats!
[Cut to Andy, now as Admiral Spaceship, and Bill, now as Nitro, running around Central Park with toy cats in their arms shooting continuously at the same villain as the titles above the screen read: "Starring: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. Written by: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. Directed by: Bill Hader and Andy Samberg".]
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