Mama Never Said Dolly Parton

[Verse]
Mama taught me things every girl gets taught
'Bout actin' like a lady and the things you ought
To know from day to day, what to do, and what to say
Ordinary basic rules
Like keep your legs together when you're wearin' a skirt
And never let a boy look down your shirt
And never talk dirty and never, ever flirt
Well, where did she go to school? Saint Innocent?

[Chorus 1]
Mama never said a word about that
How kissin' and a-huggin' makes your heart beat fast
'Bout lookin' at the stars, lyin' on your back
Not one word about that
No, Mama never told me nothin' 'bout how
Love can make you crazy, make you go "wow!"
Hormones ragin, get you all out of whack
She never said a work about that
No, Mama never said a word about that

[Verse]
Mama told me what to do and what not
Said a lot of things that didn't mean squat
When I saw you, it all went to pot
The rules went out the door
Mama never said how you just can't sleep
Can't stay off the phone, no desire to eat
Everything she said don't apply to me
I guess that what's mamas are for