[Scratches in]
Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out
[Crowd laughs]
That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
It's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't
Understand... like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
Beginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of the
Beginning of the year... it's like
[in character voice: student]
Umm I like rock and roll... I like staying out
Late... and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!
[Crowd Laughs]
[As adult]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
A narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self
[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead
Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out
[Crowd laughs]
That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
It's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't
Understand... like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
Beginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of the
Beginning of the year... it's like
[in character voice: student]
Umm I like rock and roll... I like staying out
Late... and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!
[Crowd Laughs]
[As adult]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
A narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self
[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead
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