[Verse 1: Francis - JT Music]
Francis here. Can't stand it here
So if you happen to get a chance, hand me beer
I'm a man's man who never had a fear
Of vampires even now that they're here
Did you hear that, Bill? They're not zombies
Could werewolves be real now? Probably
Being confident is not cocky
Why are you guys alive? 'Cause you brought me
No cops or laws? I love anarchy
I'll throw a post-apocalyptic party
Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
I miss my hog, it was a Harley
Now I've got to walk and I hate walking
Don't touch the vest, you might make a mess
And then I'll hate you 'cause I hate washing
I hate hospitals plus the doctors in them
I hate subways and all the tunnels with 'em
I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
I hate Louis' stupid optimism
I hate sewers, I hate stairs
Hate helicopters flying in the air
Hate elevators, hate Ayn Rand
Insulaphobia, I hate islands
Good thing I'm indestructible (hell yeah)
I'm an alpha-male, untouchable (hands off)
Only demons that I'm comfortable with
Are Hell's Legion 'cause I'm one, you know (Merry Christmas)
I get the job done
With a shotgun like an action movie
Want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
Because that tat' would be groovy
Francis here. Can't stand it here
So if you happen to get a chance, hand me beer
I'm a man's man who never had a fear
Of vampires even now that they're here
Did you hear that, Bill? They're not zombies
Could werewolves be real now? Probably
Being confident is not cocky
Why are you guys alive? 'Cause you brought me
No cops or laws? I love anarchy
I'll throw a post-apocalyptic party
Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
I miss my hog, it was a Harley
Now I've got to walk and I hate walking
Don't touch the vest, you might make a mess
And then I'll hate you 'cause I hate washing
I hate hospitals plus the doctors in them
I hate subways and all the tunnels with 'em
I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
I hate Louis' stupid optimism
I hate sewers, I hate stairs
Hate helicopters flying in the air
Hate elevators, hate Ayn Rand
Insulaphobia, I hate islands
Good thing I'm indestructible (hell yeah)
I'm an alpha-male, untouchable (hands off)
Only demons that I'm comfortable with
Are Hell's Legion 'cause I'm one, you know (Merry Christmas)
I get the job done
With a shotgun like an action movie
Want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
Because that tat' would be groovy
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