Drop in the Bucket David Lee Roth

Just like the army
I was bein' all I could be
I was feelin' next to awesome
In my cleanest dirty jeans

She said, "Honey read the small print
If ya wanna be with me
When it comes to you and fashion
You're a totally emergency."

Right up the middle
Touchdown and that's the game
Extra point and you're never the same

Tight as a fiddle string
Shot right through the brain
Graspin' straws and that ain't all
You'll slip right down her drain

(Drop at a time is all you need)
Try it once but easy does it
(Satisfaction guaranteed)
Try it twice, you gotta love it
(Drop at a time is all you need)
She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
Here goes one more drop in the bucket