Songtober - Carnival Kerfuffle Man on the Internet (Ft. Juno Songs)

(Spoken)
Step right up folks, Step right up!
See Beepi the Clown dunk the cups!
Come now, chum, it's just a nickel
To put these soul stealin' sups in a pickle!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Sung)
On ticket for admission
To the carnival escaped from Hell
It's my mission to avoid perdition
(But I'm sure that you could tell)

Here on this corny island
It's a FUN-der-ful and joyous place
Come on, why ain'tcha smilin'?
Have a pie, right to your face!

Up and down on the merry go round
Hey! Set the stage for Beepi the Clown
You're in trouble with the circus in town
Them little cups is goin' down!

You must be THIS tall to collect my soul!
And you're a littlе short!