
Skunked (Script) Regular Show
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(Episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby picking up roadkill in the park.)
Rigby: (after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card) Ha ha, dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
Mordecai: This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up road kill.
Rigby: So what? We have to pick up road-kill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo, so come on man. Up high!
Mordecai: Ugh, fine. (gives Rigby a high-five) I still think you're enjoying this too much.
(shows them picking up road-kill, then shows a title card that says 8 hours later)
Mordecai: Dude, I think we've picked everything up.
Rigby: Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it. (sniffs) Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me.
Mordecai: Dude, it's not me. Look!
(They stop the cart they're in and see a huge Were-Skunk in the road, thinking it's dead.)
Mordecai: Aw, skunk!
Rigby: Wait, skunk?
(Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Rigby gasps)
Rigby: (after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card) Ha ha, dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
Mordecai: This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up road kill.
Rigby: So what? We have to pick up road-kill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo, so come on man. Up high!
Mordecai: Ugh, fine. (gives Rigby a high-five) I still think you're enjoying this too much.
(shows them picking up road-kill, then shows a title card that says 8 hours later)
Mordecai: Dude, I think we've picked everything up.
Rigby: Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it. (sniffs) Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me.
Mordecai: Dude, it's not me. Look!
(They stop the cart they're in and see a huge Were-Skunk in the road, thinking it's dead.)
Mordecai: Aw, skunk!
Rigby: Wait, skunk?
(Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Rigby gasps)
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