Dentist! New Off-Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors (Ft. Ari Groover, Christian Borle, Joy Woods & Salome Smith)

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
You'll be a dentist

[ORIN & (CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)]
You have a talent for causin' things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"