Poor Pirates Original Cast of SpongeBob SquarePants, The New Musical (Ft. Jason Michael Snow)

[Intro: Patchy]
Let me begin with a hearty-ho-ho!
And a tale that nobody tells well
I've not come all the way from EN-C-I-N-O
To be treated like sewage that smells
I'm certainly not that surprised
For this story is older than time...
Me peglegged pirating brethren and I
Are society's slug-ridden slime...

[Verse 1: Patchy]
Ooh, we've all been cast out as scallywag rogues
With fire in our beards and our eyes
There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows
And it's soft as a baby's backside
Some of us just want adventures
The open-sea wind in our earrings
Why are we constantly misunderstood?
Don't you know pirates have feelings?

[Chorus: Patchy, Pirates, Both]
Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARGH!
Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARGH!
Poor pirates!
Can't deny this simple truth...
Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARGH...
People too... (Too, too, too)