[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History
Darth Vader versus Adolf Hitler
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[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
[Verse 2: Darth Vader]
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messin' with
Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it
Im the original Dark Lord, you're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
Epic Rap Battles of History
Darth Vader versus Adolf Hitler
Begin
[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
[Verse 2: Darth Vader]
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messin' with
Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it
Im the original Dark Lord, you're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
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