They Don’t Make ’Em Like I Like Texas Tornados

They don't make ’em like I like 'em anymore
The girls are not the way they were before
They don't do right
They just wanna fight
They don’t make 'em like I like 'em anymore

No, they don't make 'em like I like 'em anymore
They make you cry and make you cry some more
They all call you "Honey"
But they spend all your money
They don't make 'em like I like ’em anymore

They don’t make 'em like I like ’em anymore
They won't even love you like before
One day it's yes
One day it's no
They don’t make 'em like I like 'em anymore

They don't make 'em like I like 'em anymore
They don't like the kitchen or the stove
They don't like to cook
They'd rather read a book
They don't make 'em like I like 'em anymore

(¡Echale!)