​hot dogs Jack Stauber

[Dad]
And that's clouds. Okay, so, let's see, hiccups.. are..

[Dougie]
*pop*

[Dad]
May- y'know what, you're going to grow up to be a scientist maybe you could explain pop pop- hiccups are.

[Dougie]
*blows raspberry*

[Dad & (Dougie)]
*gasp* Oh, Dougie, look look! There's a umm.. ahh *snaps* it's a hot dog thing.. hot dog roller! Who the heck throws this out? Looks like we're stopping at the pound today, Dougie (*pop*), gotta bring home some dogs with this!

[Dad & (Cashier)]
(Just these?) Nope! (Uh..) Ha, yeah (Oak-okay) *chuckles*

[Dad & (Dougie)]
*inhale* Mmm, smell, Dougie, smell it! That's probably not actually it.. yeah these are still cold. *sniff* Something else- something smells good. (*blows raspberry*) Remember, Dougie, all good things... take time. *clears throat* I remember- well back when I was a teenager... umm.. these are COLD.. guess this doesn't work, huh, Dougie? (*pop*)

I love you.