The Return of Jackie and Judy Boris the Sprinkler

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They went down to the Mudd Club
And they both got drunk

Oh yeah
Whoa-oh

Jackie is a bookie
Judy's taking loans
They both came up to New York
Just to see the Ramones

Oh yeah
Whoa-oh

And oh, I don't know why she wrote that letter
Oh no, oh no
Oh, I don't know why
We won't forget her
Oh no

Jackie's playing hooky
Judy's playing pool
They both got caught for cutting
Gotta go to summer school