The Newark Airport Boogie Electric Six

Shake and bake your turkey to the left
Move your doggie to the right
Move your feet into the fire
Foam at the mouth all night

Washing, rinsing, repeating
Until it’s done
And it’s about as much fun, baby
As being a nun

Here’s the time everybody breaks into song
It doesn’t matter how you sing along, just sing along
It doesn’t matter how you turn it on, just turn it on
It doesn’t matter how you get it right, just don't be wrong

The sheik he don’t lie
He drive a Mercedes Benz
The sheik he build a big house
In Dubai for his sheik friends

The sheik sometimes he needs to go
A million miles an hour
When he plays his sheik guitar solo
He soak up all the power

Here’s the time everybody breaks into song
It doesn’t matter how you sing along, just sing along
It doesn’t matter how you turn it on, just turn it on
Fifty million screaming China men just can't be wrong