I’m Not a Loser Original Cast of SpongeBob SquarePants, The New Musical (Ft. Gavin Lee)

[SQUIDWARD]
I'm not a loser
I don't secretly hate myself
I'm not singing this to no one
It's not the case that no one cares...
I'm not a failure
I don't not have talent
When others see me, they can't see
The nobody that isn't there
(spoken)
Hold on, that's a triple negative. You can't not see nobody. Because I'm not nobody, which can't not be seen. Let me start over. 

(sung)
My life's not empty
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
I don't stink
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I am not all alone
(spoken)
Maybe I am a loser!

[SEA ANEMONES]
Hey Squidward!