Thanks For the Invite! Value Select

[The Sad Reality - Value Select]
I reach the end of the day, and what do I see?
Everyone I know is invited Out to the party but me!
And why not I?
Am I so cringe that you’d leave me to die?
And I say "Oh, this woe, I’d best let go..."
"But, no!" I shout fantastically
And write my words sarcastically!

Thanks for the invite
No, really, I don’t mind
I’m just a little surprised to find
That as a friend, I’m not worth your time

Thanks for the invite
You hate me, no big deal
Maybe I’m just too real for you
And you don’t like the way that honesty feels!

[Interlude - Peter from HR and Value Select]
STOP! That is quite enough…
Peter from HR!
Indeed. Now listen close…

[Peter's Holy Rebuke - Peter from HR]
Let’s gеt one thing clear:
You’re not rеal, you’re just crass
It is one thing sharing facts
And another being a total ass