Jason’s Mom Ice Nine Kills

[Intro: Spencer Charnas]
Jason's mom has got it goin' on
Jason's mom has got it goin' on
Jason's mom has got it goin' on
Jason's mom has got it goin' on

[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas, Joe Occhitui]
Jason, do you remember camp wasn't so great?
(Wasn't so great)
The counsellors had lots of sex while you drowned in the lake
(Drowned in the lake)
But one woman stood by you when your life was taken
(Life was taken)
Yeah, she slaughtered them all and even killed Kevin Bacon
(After love makin')

[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas]
I'm making sure that she's appreciated
She did it all for you and was decapitated

[Chorus: Spencer Charnas]
Jason's mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's mom