Hey, Western Union Man Bruce Springsteen

[Chorus]
Western Union man
Send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah
Send a telegram to my baby

[Post-Chorus]
This is what I want you to say

[Verse 1]
I want you to tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery
And I think she's avoiding me
And if the telegram don't do
A-send a box of candy, too
Maybe some flowers
Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours

[Pre-Chorus]
Send a telegram, send a telegram, hey
Send a telegram, man, to my baby
Do you hear what I say?

[Chorus]
Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh
Send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh
Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on
Send a telegram, man, a-to my baby