Call Any Vegetable [Just Another Band from L.A.] The Mothers of Invention

Call any vegetable, call it by name
You gotta call one today when you get off the train
Call any vegetable and the chances are good

Yeah, the vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la)
The vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la)

Call any vegetable, pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable lonely at home
Call any vegetable and the chances are good

Yeah, the vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la)
The vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la)

Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabay-y-y-y-ga

No one will know if you don't wanna let them know
No one will know unless it's you that might tell them so

Call and they'll come to you
Smiling and covered with dew
Vegetables dream, vegetables dream
Vegetables dream of responding to you