[Tim Schenectady]
1 Trait Danger? That dumb fuckin' band is getting back together? That band makes horseshit. Tommy, get in here! Grab this big pen out of my hand, and start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen: "1 Trait Danger, Worst Band of the Decade, Reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible"
[Thomas]
That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here?
[L]
Goddammit, Tommy, I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to write with this very large pen
[T]
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, Fiona Apple's last album?
[L]
What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"? What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9
[T]
Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd. We kind of adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it
[L]
...Yeah! You're goddamn right we did, and that's... that's why I gave that f-shitty album a nine. The score stays, Tommy. Listen up, the score stays, but I th-I think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that's-that's gonna have to change
[T]
Uh sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again, th-there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name's actually Thomas, sir
[L]
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
1 Trait Danger? That dumb fuckin' band is getting back together? That band makes horseshit. Tommy, get in here! Grab this big pen out of my hand, and start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen: "1 Trait Danger, Worst Band of the Decade, Reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible"
[Thomas]
That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here?
[L]
Goddammit, Tommy, I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to write with this very large pen
[T]
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, Fiona Apple's last album?
[L]
What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"? What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9
[T]
Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd. We kind of adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it
[L]
...Yeah! You're goddamn right we did, and that's... that's why I gave that f-shitty album a nine. The score stays, Tommy. Listen up, the score stays, but I th-I think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that's-that's gonna have to change
[T]
Uh sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again, th-there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name's actually Thomas, sir
[L]
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
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