Mistletoe Alert Duncan Sheik (Ft. Ben Aldridge, Cassandra Compton, Eugene McCoy, Gillian Kirkpatrick, Holly Dale Spencer, Holly James, Hugh Skinner, Jonathan Bailey, Katie Brayben, Lucie Jones, Matt Smith, Simon Gregor, Susannah Fielding & Tom Kay)

[COMPANY]
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert

[EVELYN]
I want a party to remember
The Festivus New York December
Fabulous and perfect fact
A party no one will forget

[COURTNEY]
The catering will be sublime

[LUIS]
One of those waiters is more than fine

[EVELYN]
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed

[COMPANY]
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert

[PATRICK, spoken]
The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught of eggnog
And office parties
Of shopping and ice skating
With copious amount of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming