Whips and Things David Allan Coe

[Intro]
We're gon' do this song for Useless

[Chorus]
Oh
I was into whips and things
She was into pain
And I would beat her black and blue
When she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall
Where she went insane
And I was into whips and things
She was into pain, oh

[Verse 1]
Finger Fuckin' Sally
Worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties
In Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady
To let me go that far
Finger Fuckin' Sally
Down at Kelly's bar, and

[Verse 2]
Pussy Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High
Caught her in the bathroom
I thought she would die
Eatin' Susan's pussy
Licked that sucker dry
Pussy Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High, oh