Transylvania Mania Mel Brooks (Ft. Christopher Fitzgerald, Roger Bart, Shuler Hensley & Sutton Foster)

*Monster roars among general hubbub*

[FREDERICK(spoken)]
The monster is awake! Igor, we have to come up with some sort of diversion and fast!

*Monster roars*

[IGOR (sung)]
*vocalizes*
Forget about the foxtrot
Throw away the waltz
Take away the two-step
And all that other shmaltz

*Monster roars*

Are you ready for
What's been going on?
*Monster roars*
It's a doozy, makes you woozy
It's the new phenomenon

Have you heard about the mania
If not, then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania