My First Christmas As A Woman The Vandals

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
And follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
No longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time
'cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me