[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
ROBOCOP
VS
P-P-Paul Blart (*laughter*)
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Robocop]
Robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did
I'll show you life won't always let you land in a ball pit
'Cause I'm here to arrest you for causing a huge riot
Do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!
Your seg-way of thinking isn't outside the box
You're not a cop eating donuts, you're a donut eating cops
I'm rising like the crime rate; fight for justice 'til I get killed
Take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill
I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy
You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE
Your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets
Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid, creep
[Verse 2: Paul Blart]
Roger that, officer, it's an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of WALL-E (*laughter*)
[Interlude: Robocop]
I, erm... what?
BONUS BATTLE!
ROBOCOP
VS
P-P-Paul Blart (*laughter*)
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Robocop]
Robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did
I'll show you life won't always let you land in a ball pit
'Cause I'm here to arrest you for causing a huge riot
Do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!
Your seg-way of thinking isn't outside the box
You're not a cop eating donuts, you're a donut eating cops
I'm rising like the crime rate; fight for justice 'til I get killed
Take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill
I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy
You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE
Your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets
Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid, creep
[Verse 2: Paul Blart]
Roger that, officer, it's an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of WALL-E (*laughter*)
[Interlude: Robocop]
I, erm... what?
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