I’m the Coolest Alice Cooper

You know I'm the coolest
That's ever come around
You'll notice things get hotter
Whenever I'm in town
I mean I gotta be the coolest
Who else could it be?
Everybody knows who's really cool
Me

Let's face it, I'm the greatest
I'm Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue
To their favourite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I'm just a ball of fun
I mean I'm definitely the greatest
I'm also the coolest

You can't leave a package like me
Sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

Baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest?
I mean how do I look?
Yeah