Death Punchies (Script) Regular Show
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(Mordecai turns on the television, Rigby inserts the game cartridge in the console and Mordecai presses the power button on the console.)
Announcer on game: D-d-d-d-daaaaa-Dig Champs!
Rigby: Dude, these are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life.
Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover.
(Mordecai and Rigby chuckle at the cover of the game and the game itself, with the cover obviously looking better and different then the actual game.)
Mordecai: Oh man. Dude, let's play it.
Rigby: Woah, woah, woah! You can't play game like this right out of the box. We should stretch it out first. We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? Hey, whatta ya doin'?
Mordecai: Starting. Hurry up, and, pick your character. Hehehe!
Rigby: Aw, what? I wanted to be player one!
Mordecai: Dude, I'm player one. You're player two.
Rigby: I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!
Mordecai: Dude, they're exactly the same.
Rigby: Then why don't you be player two?
Announcer on game: D-d-d-d-daaaaa-Dig Champs!
Rigby: Dude, these are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life.
Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover.
(Mordecai and Rigby chuckle at the cover of the game and the game itself, with the cover obviously looking better and different then the actual game.)
Mordecai: Oh man. Dude, let's play it.
Rigby: Woah, woah, woah! You can't play game like this right out of the box. We should stretch it out first. We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? Hey, whatta ya doin'?
Mordecai: Starting. Hurry up, and, pick your character. Hehehe!
Rigby: Aw, what? I wanted to be player one!
Mordecai: Dude, I'm player one. You're player two.
Rigby: I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!
Mordecai: Dude, they're exactly the same.
Rigby: Then why don't you be player two?
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