Paranoid Afroman

TEASPOON! come here come here, hey, hey, hey look
Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two ounces of yay
Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin right now cuz
Aiight

How long can sell?
(you see life is like football you know what im saying)
Before I have to go to jail
(you gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I possibley get real?
(I mean you know you might get tackeled you know what im saying)
Before somebody go and snitch
(then again you might fuck around and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid paranoid
One false move I can be destroyed (echo)
I avoid the cops I use a decoy
See my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid paranoid one false move
I can be destroyed to avoid the cops I use a decoy
You see my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
All my life I did nothin' but dealin'
Learned to rely on my gut feelin'
Yo name is what? what? I know you from where? where?
I dont meen to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Stop talking bout drugs on the telephone
Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my home
Stop fuckin up, call me before you come
Stop telling these bitches where you got it from