Amateur Wordsmith (2024 Remake) The Stupendium

[Intro]
Seems a lot of rappers like to rap about how good they are at rapping?
I'm better than I used to be
But I'd still hate to be dishonest with you...

[Verse 1]
So, hip-hop's a new hobby I'm attempting
But there's a hiccup that needs circumventing
A niggle in the middle of the job of my dreams
And that's a lack of practice when exploring the themes

I can't rap about bitches and hoes, riches and clothes
Beating up and leaving stitches in foes
I'm not familiar with those, and it's an issue, I know
'Cause they're thematically what rappers seem to spit in thеir flows

Without the clout, well what's that really lеave me with, hmm?
What do I spout if not some needless egotism?
I'll leave you wishing you'd switched off your speaker system
Scheme of visionary lyricism? Eh... It really isn't

And I anticipate the criticism:
Why are the lyrics different?
And does the act of improving the rap
On a track about the fact
That you're crappy at that kinda clash?
Really match with your initial vision?