Some say that kissing's a sin
But, tell me how can that be true
For kissing has been in this world
Since the very first day there was two
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a kiss or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
Some say that gambling's a sin
But I'll bet you fifteen to one
That gambling has been in this world
Since horses and greyhounds could run
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
Some say that swearing's a sin
But where is the man that can tell?
For swearing has been in this world
Since the Devil was told, "Go to Hell"
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
But, tell me how can that be true
For kissing has been in this world
Since the very first day there was two
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a kiss or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
Some say that gambling's a sin
But I'll bet you fifteen to one
That gambling has been in this world
Since horses and greyhounds could run
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
Some say that swearing's a sin
But where is the man that can tell?
For swearing has been in this world
Since the Devil was told, "Go to Hell"
Now, if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two
And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none
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