You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Ian Munsick

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one (You're a vile one), Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
You have termites in your smile (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"
"Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one