North Pole Comedy Club Fozzie Bear (Ft. Kermit the Frog & Statler and Waldorf)

[Intro: Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear]
Aw thank you folks
Hey are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight?
Well good because right now I'd like to bring out our own furry funny man. Ladies and gentlemen please put your paws and hands together in a big North Pole welcome for Fozzie Bear
Thank you, thank you

[Refrain: Fozzie Bear]
Fozzie Bear's my name
And comedy's my game
I'm happy to be here tonight
At the North Pole Comedy Club
I'll sing a song for you
We'll have laugh or two
It's Christmas time
And we're feeling fine
At the North Pole Comеdy Club

[Spoken: Fozzie Bear, audience members, Statler & Waldorf]
Hey how's everybody doing out thеre tonight?
So why does Santa take presents to all the children of the world?
Why?
Because the presents won't take themselves
*booing*
No no please don't leave I just got started
Say do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road?
At a ho-ho-hotel
You're gonna love this one. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
What?
Crisp-Kringle, waka waka
I've got a better question, when does it end?
Oh ho ho ho