The Quarantine Song Ray Stevens

[Verse 1]
I wash my hands, I don't touch my face
Stay at home, shelter in place
Keep my social distance, don't go to work
I wear a mask and gloves and I, I stay away from church
I avoid old folks and should I sneeze
I do it in my elbow or up my sleeve
Stay six feet apart, that is my rule
And I pray for the day the kids go back to school

[Chorus]
I'm washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD
I've watched Hulu, Roku, Netflix, PBS and BBC
I've taken down all my mirrors 'cause I'm sick of what I see
Two more weeks of quarantine will be the death of me (The death of me)

[Verse 2]
I risk a trip to the grocery store
Just to buy T.P. and a few things more
But when I get there, all I can find
Is sixteen honey buns and some Mad Dog wine

[Chorus]
I'm washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD
I've watched Hulu, Roku, Netflix, PBS and BBC
I've taken down all my mirrors 'cause I'm sick of what I see
Yeah, two more weeks of this quarantine's gonna be the death of me (The death of me)