Two By Two Original Broadway Cast of The Book of Mormon (Ft. Andrew Rannells, Benjamin Schrader, Brian Sears, Clark Johnsen, Jason Michael Snow, Josh Gad, Justin Bohon, Kevin Duda, Lewis Cleale, Rory O'Malley & Scott Barnhardt)

[ELDER SMITH, spoken]
Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?

[ELDER PRICE, spoken]
Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent, but I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world. 

[ELDER GREEN, spoken]
Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen. You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen!

[ELDER PRICE, spoken]
Aw, c'mon, you guys...
(sung)
The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be something incredible!

[VOICE, spoken]
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. Elder Young!

[ELDER YOUNG, spoken]
Yes, sir!
[VOICE, spoken]
Your mission brother will be...Elder Grant!

[ELDER GRANT, spoken]
That's—That's me! Hey, brother!

[VOICE, spoken]
And your mission location is...Norway!

[ELDER YOUNG, spoken]
Oh wow, Norway!

[ELDER GRANT, spoken]
Land of gnomes...and trolls!

[ALL]
Hoo-wah!
Hey-ya!
Shoo-wah!
Zadup-wow!

[ELDERS YOUNG & GRANT]
Two by two, we're marching door to door!
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice—
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!
[ALL]
—Of Latter-day Saints
Two by two, and today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really, really nice
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ!
—Of Latter-day Saints

[VOICE, spoken]
Elder White and Elder Smith!

[ELDER SMITH, spoken]
I knew we'd get paired together!

[VOICE, spoken]
Your location will be...France!

[ELDER WHITE, spoken]
France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!

[ELDERS SMITH & WHITE]
Two by two, I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea!

[ELDER WHITE, spoken]
Satan has a hold of France!