Sweet Transvestite Richard O'Brien (Ft. Tim Curry)

[Verse 1: Frank]
How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

[Chorus: Frank]
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Verse 2: Frank]
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

[Interlude: Brad, Janet, spoken]
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right!
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry