Amayzing Gertrude Stephen Flaherty (Ft. David Shiner & Janine LaManna)

[Gertrude]
So she flew to the doctor, the doctor named Dake
Whose office was high in a tree by the lake
And she cried, -Mr. Doctor! - oh, please, do you know
Of some kind of pill that will make my tail grow

[Cat, as Doctor Dake]
(To the audience, in German)
"Tut tut!", sagt der Doktor.
Diese gespräch ist zu verrückt. Ihr kleiner Federschwanz ist genau richtig, für ihr vogelart.

[Gertrude]
Huh??

[Cat, as Doctor Dake]
In other words, your little tail is just right for your kind of bird!

[Gertrude]
NO!
Then Gertrude had tantrums, she raised such a din
That finally the doctor just had to give in

[Cat, as Doctor Dake]
Alright already! Bitteschön! Hier mit dem Pill-berry bush! Meine Güte!

[Gertrude]
Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp gulp gulp!
What was that?
Something's itching me
What was that?
Something's twitching me
What was that?
Are those feathers I see?
I think my tail's beginning
Oh my word
This is wonderful
Second, third
Wow, I'm colorful
What a bird
I'm beginning to be
Amayzing Gertrude