funny dolphin Bill Wurtz

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Shows the video title "funny dolphin". A cartoon dolphin is displayed at the bottom left of the screen.

Asks "what's 2+2", the dolphin answers "undies".

Asks "who's the president?", the dolphin answers "undies".

Asks "what is the average distance between jupiter and pluto?", the dolphin answers "3.187 billion miles".

Asks "what is your favourite article of clothing?", the dolphin answers "i dunno, probably hats".

Asks "if you are telling a joke, what's a good punchline?", the dolphin answers "it was the mexicans".

Asks "what do they sell at victoria's secret?", the dolphin answers "secrets".

Asks "what's the best way to build a paper airplane?", the dolphin answers "fold the top two corners first, at a 90 degree angle, then fold the entire thing in half, then fold each half back, leaving about 1 cm of space, then repeat the same fold in the same direction. this may not be the best way, but that's just the way i do it".

Asks "ok great. thanks for all that info", the dolphin answers "your welcome".