I’ve Lost My Mummy Rolf Harris

Just like the inside of any big shop
People were everywhere
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
When a terrible yell hit the air...

[Chorus]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa
I've lost my mummy
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa
I've lost my mummy!
Ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub

People all gathered to look at the lad
Patted him on the head
[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?
Turning to her the boy said...

[repeat Chorus]
Down came the manager to fix up the mess
Took the small boy aside
[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address
With a lungful of air he replied...

[repeat Chorus]
Well just then his mother appeared on the spot
Gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]
[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
And the little boy's voice floated back...