That Dude Merkules

[Verse 1: Merkules]

Stop sweating me
Y'all know I got the recipe
Goonies is on the left of me
Ready to let it squeeze
Fuck my enemies
Ain't nobody ahead of me
Better be with this shit or get hit til its hard to breath
I'm a menace to society now, high in the clouds
Driving around and I'm eye'n em down
They on the left of me, the right of me
They even in front
I breath in this blunt
I'm a heathen eating people for lunch
Fall asleep at the wheel
Easy after eating these drugs
Put the keys in the truck and ghost ride with Biebs in the trunk
They stick around and the police show up to clean up the blood
And when they do I just start screaming while I feed em with slugs
My arrogance is apparent
Parents don't like Merk
They know if their daughter hears him
They scared that she might twerk
My shits so fucking cold that I'm carrying ice bergs
And you fairies is light work so just spare me them nice words
It's Merk