[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARO-DI-I-IES
PETER GRIFFIN
VS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
This Griffin's about to tear apart this flabby marshmallow
You're such a coward, your artist even draws you yellow
I'm clearly the better family guy! This battle isn't even fair
My popularity is even bigger than your wife's blue hair
I'm Adult Swimming in glory! My fame can reach no higher height
You're home alone with your wife, I'm drinkin' beer with Jesus Christ
Quit Quahogging the spotlight and go back to your yellow slut
You better Hit & run away, because I'm Groening you to dust
You're just a donut addicted bum of overly portly proportions
But besides that, you're honestly Fred Flintstone's abortion
Your rhymes are even weaker than your old father
We all know I'm gonna win this rap, so why even bother?
Simpson, don't start bitching! I don't want to hear a sound
We should call you Herbert the Pervert, with all those children around
Go home, Homer! With your ugly pink Sedan
Flipping you the bird is the word, my fellow yellow man
[Verse 2: Homer Simpson]
I'm nuclearly bringing heat, I'll power plant you in defeat
The only beef that you're bringing is in your stomach, Pete
Your family's just known for stupidity and masturbation
At least unlike yours, my son actually has some characterization
You're married to a nasally voiced bitch, who acts like a prude
Plus, you even found out your son has a bigger dick than you
I spit rhymes fast like a Kwikki Mart! I'm coming in with an overload
I lyrically murder, violently, like an Itchy and Scratchy episode
We'll feast on a Blue Harvest by the time I'm done with this fag
I'll Mr. burn you with disses real fast, like it's a cutaway gag
I'm grinding up this Griffin! You're just your pet dog's hoe
And, Your new episodes are worse than your buddy Cleveland's show
Enough with the fart jokes, just pack your bags and leave
Your entire life is just a re-hash of Larry & Steve
How can your family stand you? I've already had enough
Just shut your fat mouth, and go get me a Duff
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARO-DI-I-IES
PETER GRIFFIN
VS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
This Griffin's about to tear apart this flabby marshmallow
You're such a coward, your artist even draws you yellow
I'm clearly the better family guy! This battle isn't even fair
My popularity is even bigger than your wife's blue hair
I'm Adult Swimming in glory! My fame can reach no higher height
You're home alone with your wife, I'm drinkin' beer with Jesus Christ
Quit Quahogging the spotlight and go back to your yellow slut
You better Hit & run away, because I'm Groening you to dust
You're just a donut addicted bum of overly portly proportions
But besides that, you're honestly Fred Flintstone's abortion
Your rhymes are even weaker than your old father
We all know I'm gonna win this rap, so why even bother?
Simpson, don't start bitching! I don't want to hear a sound
We should call you Herbert the Pervert, with all those children around
Go home, Homer! With your ugly pink Sedan
Flipping you the bird is the word, my fellow yellow man
[Verse 2: Homer Simpson]
I'm nuclearly bringing heat, I'll power plant you in defeat
The only beef that you're bringing is in your stomach, Pete
Your family's just known for stupidity and masturbation
At least unlike yours, my son actually has some characterization
You're married to a nasally voiced bitch, who acts like a prude
Plus, you even found out your son has a bigger dick than you
I spit rhymes fast like a Kwikki Mart! I'm coming in with an overload
I lyrically murder, violently, like an Itchy and Scratchy episode
We'll feast on a Blue Harvest by the time I'm done with this fag
I'll Mr. burn you with disses real fast, like it's a cutaway gag
I'm grinding up this Griffin! You're just your pet dog's hoe
And, Your new episodes are worse than your buddy Cleveland's show
Enough with the fart jokes, just pack your bags and leave
Your entire life is just a re-hash of Larry & Steve
How can your family stand you? I've already had enough
Just shut your fat mouth, and go get me a Duff
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