[Round 1: Carter Deems]
Real rap
I just realized I should've worn a different shirt
Cause I caught a whiff of something weird and I remembered that the Febreze didn't work
I'm not into jerks, but I am into integers
Carter doing numbers standing next to the presidents like Henry Kissinger
GZ, I'll take the chain like at Golden Pond after I son this dude like a golden pond
My neck is what I rest that chain of gold upon
My flow is on, you go hard I go Han, Going Overboard like Goldie Hawn
I'm making friends and it Feels Good like a Tony Toni Tone song
My armpits smell like Cheese and that's why I could never go to prom
Besides I had better things to do with my time, shouts out to Pokemon
A coaster from Pier 1 Imports, that's what I put my soda on
He's overdrawn, one punch you know he gone
Don't he have to rhyme hard? I hit him with a light bar, that's Obi Wan
You said you like to eat pickles more than I do, well you know he wrong
Pickle bars, pickle jars, pickle juice is what I'm floating on
I've eaten so many different types of delicious pickles it feels like my throat is gone
For real, I got so many deals they call me Young Toyota-thon
I make delicious English muffin pizzas, that's an easy five steps
My life is great, from the couch to the microwave that's an easy five steps
Battle rap bad boy, I don't care if you believe the hype yet
So ahead of my time I watch TGIF in 3D hi-def
My crazy flow is a laser show, I bring the hi-tech
Your gun lines are over our heads, you bring the high Tecs
You don't think I can flex you haven't seen Deemsy's thighs yet
My muscles come out of nowhere like green screen biceps
Trouble? That's something I haven't been in since I got caught burning incense
They pay me in Capri Suns they pay you in cents
You got a gun you can send those rounds to my door like Thin Mints
You carry the heat but run in the streets will only bring you pain like shin splints
I walk around with two nickles in my pockets, that's ten cents
In '96 I turned 11 years old I haven't been 10 since
To Kill A Mockingbird left an imprint, my intent is to put love and joy in Dent
We can share a laugh, it's like I'm writing a paragraph the way I'm going to end Dent (indent)
Real rap
I just realized I should've worn a different shirt
Cause I caught a whiff of something weird and I remembered that the Febreze didn't work
I'm not into jerks, but I am into integers
Carter doing numbers standing next to the presidents like Henry Kissinger
GZ, I'll take the chain like at Golden Pond after I son this dude like a golden pond
My neck is what I rest that chain of gold upon
My flow is on, you go hard I go Han, Going Overboard like Goldie Hawn
I'm making friends and it Feels Good like a Tony Toni Tone song
My armpits smell like Cheese and that's why I could never go to prom
Besides I had better things to do with my time, shouts out to Pokemon
A coaster from Pier 1 Imports, that's what I put my soda on
He's overdrawn, one punch you know he gone
Don't he have to rhyme hard? I hit him with a light bar, that's Obi Wan
You said you like to eat pickles more than I do, well you know he wrong
Pickle bars, pickle jars, pickle juice is what I'm floating on
I've eaten so many different types of delicious pickles it feels like my throat is gone
For real, I got so many deals they call me Young Toyota-thon
I make delicious English muffin pizzas, that's an easy five steps
My life is great, from the couch to the microwave that's an easy five steps
Battle rap bad boy, I don't care if you believe the hype yet
So ahead of my time I watch TGIF in 3D hi-def
My crazy flow is a laser show, I bring the hi-tech
Your gun lines are over our heads, you bring the high Tecs
You don't think I can flex you haven't seen Deemsy's thighs yet
My muscles come out of nowhere like green screen biceps
Trouble? That's something I haven't been in since I got caught burning incense
They pay me in Capri Suns they pay you in cents
You got a gun you can send those rounds to my door like Thin Mints
You carry the heat but run in the streets will only bring you pain like shin splints
I walk around with two nickles in my pockets, that's ten cents
In '96 I turned 11 years old I haven't been 10 since
To Kill A Mockingbird left an imprint, my intent is to put love and joy in Dent
We can share a laugh, it's like I'm writing a paragraph the way I'm going to end Dent (indent)
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