[Spoken Word: JDJK & Xking]
Okay, the yap session started
Oh it has? Okay bet, let me yap and then you gonna make my ass clap (hah)
I'm gonna fucking, I'm finna jerk that shit (yeah)
I'm fucking playin', never mind I'm gonna fuck girls, I fuck boys
Wait let me put my Airpods on, so like there doesn't have any echo
Buddy, this is not going in the song (Hold up, heh)
Let me plug them in, I don't want there to be echo like throughout the yap session, that's already started
This is going in the song (hah hah, yeah)
Down in the deep with my b— fuck I can't rap that shit
Bro, wait a minute it's still connecting (Fuck, I'm suckin' my cock, bong, wait I already used that rhyme nеver mind)
Why is it connecting for so long, bro what are you— what, or— (F— tar— a— tar—, and, fucking еven if I get banned from Discord)
Okay I plugged in my headphones (We're gonna boost that shit, that shit wild)
Okay it still works (That shit is vile)
Oh so it was back on, okay we can start (Some— where—)
H— You know his hand goes along with clap, clap, with a whip
Then we go whip, whip, wit— a— a— (Anyway)
Please say that, even you some people will
Jack is not carrying the song right now, Jack is fucking over the song (Heh)
Jack is making this song booty cheeks and I'm going aah— fuck
Oh, you're so booty, oh my god (Bro shut the frick up)
Oh fuck— You shut the frick up
Dude, I love playing Paper.io, I be fuckin' on your hoe
She be givin' me head, we be fuckin' in the bed
I don't get mad— my pc— sh— fuck— (Bro is not cooking mid song bro)
Dude, dude I'm cooking up some bars right now
Dude save these bars, there actually going hard right now
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where is this track gonna go? (Fuck that shit, it's so far)
I think I'm gonna put— I think I'm gonna put it as "Interlude"
"10 Minute Yap Session Interlude," and then there's gonna be a song called "Yap Session" where we're just gonna be rapping over a beat yeah, how about that
So this is just an interlude? (Yeah)
So this isn't even the main yap song? (Heh)
No this is the 10-minute interlude, and then the yap song is actually gonna be an actual song (Okay) Oh, oh yeah
We're not poppin' yet, we're just clapping his booty cheeks (How about No More Sex In CA?)
Fuck it till he scream (We still need to record Lets Have Sex In CA)
Fucking on me, jerkin' them until they cum
Selling their—, fucking on old women (Through The Ass is amazing)
J— back tra—
I'm trying to play Piano Tiles, not making it easy whenever I see women
They make me skeet, I get pretty scared
Fuck, I lost at Piano Tiles I'm gonna kill myself
I'm gonna put your bitch in— put your bitch and fuck her on a shelf
She's getting erected at his dick (I'm watching TikTok)
Oh, the fuck are you gibbering this (Oh he's a bop)
That is the trick to get them addicted (Whose—)'
Whose rapping, Juice World, George Floyd, or—
Dude the Piano Tiles is not it right now
George Floyd is not singing that, that's Travis Scott (Heh)
Dude this song is actually going to be my— (Oh and that one is Playboi Carti)
Whenever this song— song is gonna bite us in the butt
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, wait that's great (He's probably gonna be one, I know it, yep he is gonna be one, what's wrong boy?)
That is actually great (Why is it always right, it's always the top right)
I just need that— I thought you said—
I thought you were gonna wear those shorts for Halloween?
I said— balls—
Father stretch out my g— stretch out my— father stretch out my
That's actually a fire song, oh my god
Ethan I have a song idea (no, no, fuck I'm l—)
"Father Stretch Out My Gyatt Part 1" (Real)
Dude wait, we're spoiling the song, we're spoiling the song in this song
You're the only rizzler, you're the only rizzler (Bro you're spoiling the next song)
You're the only rizzler (Bro you're spoiling the next song, we have to make them listen to it in order)
Bro I tooted, l— I made your bitch tooted (How about, no no, how about this is the bonus track)
10 Minute Yap Session's the bonus track
Dude, I just tooted, I made your bitch tooted
This beat's kinda fire, but like I'm wasting it on a yap song
Dude that's why it's funny bro, I'm gonna fall for 5 seconds
Beautiful gyatt giver, you're the— beautiful morning, beautiful morning (I can't think of anything that rhymes with seconds)
What the fuck rhymes with sec—, wait actually what rhymes with seconds
Just give me your gyatt baby, beautiful morning (Oh I— You're ba—)
Bro what are these lyrics, he's mewing me all the time
Bro what are you reading (If I ever edged around you I'm sorry)
Tell me you ain't here to collect all my V-bucks (Hey sir, you're getting fanum taxed right now, ha ha)
If I rizz Duke Denis and he shows me his gyatt (Show me his gyatt)
Fuckin' in a sock, I be fuckin' on his cock
I be bouncing, bouncin' ass, fuck I killed this bitch, oh
Yeah that's in the song, that's part of the rhymes
I be killin' with bitches all the time
I remember this video of Caseoh, do you know who Caseoh is? (Yeah)
There was like a picture of him, and he was like really buf— bulked and shit, and he said, "I ate that" and someone said "Of course you ate that" (Ha hah)
I, bro I died, I don't know why I died when I saw that (That's literally me bro)
There's, there's also like this one where it's like a big fat guy in like Dead by Daylight and someone said "W Collab" when it was just Caseoh (Haha)
Caseoh's fanbase is like ten times better than that one guy, what's his name, uh
IShowMeat? He makes me skeet (No)
It's like a black guy with braids (Oh um- that's fucking- what's his name)
He had like whole bro, he like— he like—
Hold up let me open up Twitter (Kai Cenat gang)
Skibidi Kai Cenat, OCD (TNickelss, that's his name, TNickelss)
Who the fuck is TNickelss? (You don't know TNickelss?)
Dude I'm not watching T—, I don't know who TNickelss is
Let me search this shit up (No way bro's never seen TNickelss is)
You'll recgonize him (I probably will)
No, you will not be able to see my location, Google who do you think you are?
Oh, it's this guy (Yeah, it's him)
Bro that's him? Blud ain't searching up TNickelss
It's been eight- it's been eight minutes (Wait it has?)
Shit, I'm gonna be done, be fuckin' in the bun
All those bitch they all be take the switch
Going on the other way, bitch I'm not always gay
I like to fuck shit like women, when I'm with Xking
Make me switch, because I looked at a small dick and makes me not horny
Dude okay so there's a— people on TikTok that laugh out Skibidi Toilet and I keep getting them
Skibidi Toilet, Skibidi, Skibidi Toilet, oh fuck are we gonna get our song taken down because of Skibidi Toilet?
Dude all the liberals aren't gonna be happy because of Skibidi Toilet
Hah hah, we— wait whens the FNAF movie coming out?
I think the 27th, it comes out on Friday
Grandpa stop touching me please (I wanna watch it on—)
Okay we have a minute left
Bro I swear the FNAF movie, no, they're all gonna be huddling around saying "Okay, with the power of FNAF, we can stop William Afton"
Like "Foxy, you distract them, Me and Chica will run, and Bonnie, you just be Bonnie, we'll take it from here"
Ah, dude I fuckin' hate this shit
Dude my ass is hurtin' so bad (The power of FNAF)
Okay it's almost been ten minutes
Oh my god ten minutes? (Okay)
Bye guys, bye guys this is the bonus track
I love you, I'm gonna kiss you, mwah (Okay that's a little gay)
Okay, the yap session started
Oh it has? Okay bet, let me yap and then you gonna make my ass clap (hah)
I'm gonna fucking, I'm finna jerk that shit (yeah)
I'm fucking playin', never mind I'm gonna fuck girls, I fuck boys
Wait let me put my Airpods on, so like there doesn't have any echo
Buddy, this is not going in the song (Hold up, heh)
Let me plug them in, I don't want there to be echo like throughout the yap session, that's already started
This is going in the song (hah hah, yeah)
Down in the deep with my b— fuck I can't rap that shit
Bro, wait a minute it's still connecting (Fuck, I'm suckin' my cock, bong, wait I already used that rhyme nеver mind)
Why is it connecting for so long, bro what are you— what, or— (F— tar— a— tar—, and, fucking еven if I get banned from Discord)
Okay I plugged in my headphones (We're gonna boost that shit, that shit wild)
Okay it still works (That shit is vile)
Oh so it was back on, okay we can start (Some— where—)
H— You know his hand goes along with clap, clap, with a whip
Then we go whip, whip, wit— a— a— (Anyway)
Please say that, even you some people will
Jack is not carrying the song right now, Jack is fucking over the song (Heh)
Jack is making this song booty cheeks and I'm going aah— fuck
Oh, you're so booty, oh my god (Bro shut the frick up)
Oh fuck— You shut the frick up
Dude, I love playing Paper.io, I be fuckin' on your hoe
She be givin' me head, we be fuckin' in the bed
I don't get mad— my pc— sh— fuck— (Bro is not cooking mid song bro)
Dude, dude I'm cooking up some bars right now
Dude save these bars, there actually going hard right now
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where is this track gonna go? (Fuck that shit, it's so far)
I think I'm gonna put— I think I'm gonna put it as "Interlude"
"10 Minute Yap Session Interlude," and then there's gonna be a song called "Yap Session" where we're just gonna be rapping over a beat yeah, how about that
So this is just an interlude? (Yeah)
So this isn't even the main yap song? (Heh)
No this is the 10-minute interlude, and then the yap song is actually gonna be an actual song (Okay) Oh, oh yeah
We're not poppin' yet, we're just clapping his booty cheeks (How about No More Sex In CA?)
Fuck it till he scream (We still need to record Lets Have Sex In CA)
Fucking on me, jerkin' them until they cum
Selling their—, fucking on old women (Through The Ass is amazing)
J— back tra—
I'm trying to play Piano Tiles, not making it easy whenever I see women
They make me skeet, I get pretty scared
Fuck, I lost at Piano Tiles I'm gonna kill myself
I'm gonna put your bitch in— put your bitch and fuck her on a shelf
She's getting erected at his dick (I'm watching TikTok)
Oh, the fuck are you gibbering this (Oh he's a bop)
That is the trick to get them addicted (Whose—)'
Whose rapping, Juice World, George Floyd, or—
Dude the Piano Tiles is not it right now
George Floyd is not singing that, that's Travis Scott (Heh)
Dude this song is actually going to be my— (Oh and that one is Playboi Carti)
Whenever this song— song is gonna bite us in the butt
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, wait that's great (He's probably gonna be one, I know it, yep he is gonna be one, what's wrong boy?)
That is actually great (Why is it always right, it's always the top right)
I just need that— I thought you said—
I thought you were gonna wear those shorts for Halloween?
I said— balls—
Father stretch out my g— stretch out my— father stretch out my
That's actually a fire song, oh my god
Ethan I have a song idea (no, no, fuck I'm l—)
"Father Stretch Out My Gyatt Part 1" (Real)
Dude wait, we're spoiling the song, we're spoiling the song in this song
You're the only rizzler, you're the only rizzler (Bro you're spoiling the next song)
You're the only rizzler (Bro you're spoiling the next song, we have to make them listen to it in order)
Bro I tooted, l— I made your bitch tooted (How about, no no, how about this is the bonus track)
10 Minute Yap Session's the bonus track
Dude, I just tooted, I made your bitch tooted
This beat's kinda fire, but like I'm wasting it on a yap song
Dude that's why it's funny bro, I'm gonna fall for 5 seconds
Beautiful gyatt giver, you're the— beautiful morning, beautiful morning (I can't think of anything that rhymes with seconds)
What the fuck rhymes with sec—, wait actually what rhymes with seconds
Just give me your gyatt baby, beautiful morning (Oh I— You're ba—)
Bro what are these lyrics, he's mewing me all the time
Bro what are you reading (If I ever edged around you I'm sorry)
Tell me you ain't here to collect all my V-bucks (Hey sir, you're getting fanum taxed right now, ha ha)
If I rizz Duke Denis and he shows me his gyatt (Show me his gyatt)
Fuckin' in a sock, I be fuckin' on his cock
I be bouncing, bouncin' ass, fuck I killed this bitch, oh
Yeah that's in the song, that's part of the rhymes
I be killin' with bitches all the time
I remember this video of Caseoh, do you know who Caseoh is? (Yeah)
There was like a picture of him, and he was like really buf— bulked and shit, and he said, "I ate that" and someone said "Of course you ate that" (Ha hah)
I, bro I died, I don't know why I died when I saw that (That's literally me bro)
There's, there's also like this one where it's like a big fat guy in like Dead by Daylight and someone said "W Collab" when it was just Caseoh (Haha)
Caseoh's fanbase is like ten times better than that one guy, what's his name, uh
IShowMeat? He makes me skeet (No)
It's like a black guy with braids (Oh um- that's fucking- what's his name)
He had like whole bro, he like— he like—
Hold up let me open up Twitter (Kai Cenat gang)
Skibidi Kai Cenat, OCD (TNickelss, that's his name, TNickelss)
Who the fuck is TNickelss? (You don't know TNickelss?)
Dude I'm not watching T—, I don't know who TNickelss is
Let me search this shit up (No way bro's never seen TNickelss is)
You'll recgonize him (I probably will)
No, you will not be able to see my location, Google who do you think you are?
Oh, it's this guy (Yeah, it's him)
Bro that's him? Blud ain't searching up TNickelss
It's been eight- it's been eight minutes (Wait it has?)
Shit, I'm gonna be done, be fuckin' in the bun
All those bitch they all be take the switch
Going on the other way, bitch I'm not always gay
I like to fuck shit like women, when I'm with Xking
Make me switch, because I looked at a small dick and makes me not horny
Dude okay so there's a— people on TikTok that laugh out Skibidi Toilet and I keep getting them
Skibidi Toilet, Skibidi, Skibidi Toilet, oh fuck are we gonna get our song taken down because of Skibidi Toilet?
Dude all the liberals aren't gonna be happy because of Skibidi Toilet
Hah hah, we— wait whens the FNAF movie coming out?
I think the 27th, it comes out on Friday
Grandpa stop touching me please (I wanna watch it on—)
Okay we have a minute left
Bro I swear the FNAF movie, no, they're all gonna be huddling around saying "Okay, with the power of FNAF, we can stop William Afton"
Like "Foxy, you distract them, Me and Chica will run, and Bonnie, you just be Bonnie, we'll take it from here"
Ah, dude I fuckin' hate this shit
Dude my ass is hurtin' so bad (The power of FNAF)
Okay it's almost been ten minutes
Oh my god ten minutes? (Okay)
Bye guys, bye guys this is the bonus track
I love you, I'm gonna kiss you, mwah (Okay that's a little gay)
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